A Vote for Obama is a Vote for My 401k!

I have no idea why people are so upset over the economy. I just checked my 401k and I’m up nearly 9k from my baseline. It’s been while since I’ve seen green on that thing. Quick, sell everything!

Of course it’s because I heavily weighted towards inflation hedges, including gold, natural resources, energy, and TIPS. I’ve also done well on zero coupon bonds (which are a deflation hedge) because they are government bonds.

Everything else I’ve got is either right around break even or negative. (Often hugely negative.)

Go Obama! Who says inflation (or fear of inflation anyhow) is a bad thing! I’m all in favor of inflation if it’s going to make me money.

Oh, and Obama please turn off the spigot as soon as I sell. Or you won’t get my vote next time. Can we coordinate this?

Book Review: The Mote in God’s Eye

Like a lot of you, I read a lot of books. Unlike a lot of you, this is a relatively new thing for me. Since Mormonism is such an all embracing religion, we tend to be rather eclectic in our tastes. So if I think the M* audience might be interested in a book I’ve read, I’ll do a quick review of it. Note, there will be spoilers so that I can analyze the book, so don’t read this post if you don’t want significant plot points spoiled for you.

I just finished The Mote in God’s Eye by Larry Niven and Jerry Pournelle. This was written back in 1974 and is a classic of science fiction. Probably many of you have already read it. They wrote the book to be the penultimate first contact story and, I’ve got to admit they succeed in spades.

Long after the failure of the CoDominion, the second empire of humanity comes across an alien probe. When it unexpectedly attacks them, they capture it and find a dead alien creature on board. The humans put together an expedition to the Mote system where the probe had come from.

These aliens, that humans call the Moties, are asymmetrical in appearance and have incredible intelligence far beyond human capabilities. Their ‘animals’ are so intelligent that they soon take over and ultimately destroy one of the human warships.

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Mormons Know More About Religion Than Protestants or Catholics

I just read this article about how a survey shows that “Americans don’t know much about religion.” The article goes on to say that “atheists, agnostics, Jews, and Mormons outperformed Protestants and Roman Catholics.”

Really? Mormons know more about religion in general than Protestants and Catholics? Like tell me something I don’t know.

Believing Protestants in particular (i.e. usually Evangelicals) often live in a self inflicted world of ignorance when it comes to other religions. I did note that they at least performed well on questions about Christianity, though Mormons still beat them out.

At least the case for Catholics is more understandable because we’re often dealing with many marginal believers – people that attend on Christmas and Easter but have little other connection to their own religion. It’s not that shocking that they don’t know about a more esoteric doctrine like transubstantiation.

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The Paradox of Children’s Humor

So my wife says, “oh, I saw a funny shirt today.” My wife loves to share funny things she heard or saw. The shirt said “I’m right 93% of the time and who cares about the other 4%”

My kindergartener starts to laugh and then says, “Hey, I know a funny shirt too.” So she tells us about a shirt that we already bought for our son months ago that has a picture of a rock and a ruler. The Ruler is saying “You Rock!” and the Rock is saying “You Rule!”

After repeating it to us, she then proceeds to say about 10 times in a row. “Get it? The Rock is saying you rule to the ruler and the ruler is saying you rock to the rock. Get it?”

We all bust up laughing and she is happy. But the thing is that it’s not funny because of the “funny once” rule. You can’t actually repeat a funny joke multiple times and expect to get the same laugh each time. So why are we laughing? It’s real laughter too.

Well, of course, it’s because our daughter is hilarious precisely because she doesn’t “get it” that she isn’t funny. Thereby making her funny. So she’s funny because she’s not funny. It makes no sense, so of course it makes perfect sense.

Bob Woodward’s “Obama’s War”

I recently read an article on Bob Woodward’s new book called Obama’s War. It’s about the Afghanistan war and the internal doubt over Obama’s strategies.

I am a big fan of Woodward’s book Plan of Attack: The Definitive Account of the Decision to Invade Iraq which described in detail how Bush made the decision to go to war in Iraq. It’s probably the only somewhat neutral treatment I’ve seen on the subject. I also enjoyed audio (and abridged) versions of Bush at War and State of Denial. I’m working my way through The War Within still. I’ll be adding Obama’s War to my list. (Probably the abridged audio version.)

If you haven’t read Plan of Attack, I think that should be required reading for all world citizens that either breathe or have pulses or possibly both. But be prepared to have everything you think you know about how we got into war in Iraq challenged. It seems to be a painful book for both sides to read which is why I think it’s probably basically true. Oh yeah, and also he backed it all up with thorough documentation too for those that are into that sort of thing.