News that Ain’t

Once I started keeping a list of stupid headlines. I got bored with the list after two. These are from a while back, but I thought they were still fun:

Stocks Fluctuate Ahead of Inventories Report

Have you ever know stocks to not fluctuate? Or is this just a news story letting us know the stock market was open today?

Obama to take GOP to task on economy, tax cuts

I’m glad the media finally caught onto what Obama’s real positions are. The real mystery is why it took them so long to realize it. Or maybe this story really just meant “Obama still hasn’t changed his positions in favor of a good economy and against Republican tax cuts as of today.”