Continuing the M* baby boom

Joshua William Biddulph, a health eight-pound boy, was born on Sunday morning at about 3 a.m. Father and mother and two tired big sisters are doing fine.

Last time I had a baby I wasn’t a member of the Church and kept alive with regular cups of coffee. Any suggestions from the non-caffeinated masses how I can survive this newborn without coffee (I’m trying to cut out the colas also)? I exercise regularly and am in excellent health. I don’t know how anybody has a baby and does not get fired from his job. If you see somebody asleep at the temple, it will probably be me looking for a nice place to rest.

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Get Your Bolly On

Three weeks ago the most respectable girls in my singles ward threw a raging, extravagant, body-undulating Bollywood party. Fake eyelashes, gallons of hair product, body polish, forty-three different layers of make-up—several of the girls even went on-line and ordered gauzy saris and gaudy jewelry. Now, these girls are indisputably the faithful handmaidens of Zion— future Relief Society presidents, every one—but that night they were the fulfillment of Isaiah’s prophecy

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Once True but Now False

Many of you may have received an email stating that the planet Mars (God of War!) will be closer to Earth in August than it has been in the last 5,000 years and will be again for perhaps even 60,000 years. Guess what: You’ve been the victim of an Internet hoax!

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Family Near and Far

I’ve always been fascinated by friends who come from large families or have a lot of extended relatives living nearby. They talk of huge Sunday dinners with aunts, uncles, cousins, and siblings all getting together at least once a month. They tell of holiday traditions that involve extended family gatherings. They have a familiarity with their relatives that allows them to seek them out at any time for almost anything. It sounds so supportive and fun.

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