By the Editors
Feminist Mormon Housewives today takes a huge step in Latter-day Saint gender neutrality: we introduce a new word and ask for its immediate adoption throughout the Church. That word is “wormon,” the beatific contraction of “woman” and “Mormon.”
From this day forward, FMH is asking that all references to “sister” be changed to “wormon.” The correct plural is “wormons.” Sister Beck will be known as “Wormon Beck.” Any Church talk that starts “Brothers and Sisters” should instead be “Brothers and Wormons.”
Remember, fellow sisters wormons, any use of the word “woman” will increase our power as we try to overcome the LDS patriarchy one small step at a time. The title “Ms” changed the world! We are doing the same. Please show this article to your bishop and stake president and let them know that from now on you are a “Wormon,” not a lowly “Sister.”