A Feminist Mormon Housewife is easy to recognize once you know the signs, so here they are…
The Top Ten Signs That You Might Be a Feminist Mormon Housewife…
#10 IF your husband complains because you’ve bought an another new pair of shoes and you get even madder when told “you are PMS-ing again”… you might be a Feminist Mormon Housewife.
# 9 IF you don’t have time to clean, because you’ve got a post to write about not cleaning… you might be a Feminist Mormon Housewife.
#8 IF during General Conference you have been known to be on the bloggernacle instead of in quiet, reverential pondering… you might be a Feminist Mormon Housewife.
#7 IF “Relief Society Voice” gives you hot flashes and not in a good way… you might be a Feminist Mormon Housewife.
#6 IF you secretly marinate your meat in wine or beer and serve it to your in-laws with a sweet smile on your face… you might be a Feminist Mormon Housewife.
#5 IF your daughter is in scouts and your son takes dancing lessons… you might be a Feminist Mormon Housewife.
#4 IF During 1960’s your Mama went to a bra burning rather than the Relief Society Bazaar… you might be a Feminist Mormon Housewife.
#3 IF while the Young Women were toilet papering the yard of a popular boy, you darted house to house liberating the “craft of the month” windsocks leftover from the glory days of the 1990’s homemaking craft meetings and hung them from the tree in the RS President’s yard…” you might be a Feminist Mormon Housewife.
#2 IF Your idea of a vacation is locking yourself in the walk in closet with Twilight and a family fun size bag of Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups… you might be a Feminist Mormon Housewife.
and finally (drum roll please)…
#1 IF you think the folks at M* are a bunch of stick in the mud conservatives… you might be a Feminist Mormon Housewife.
Please feel free to share with us your sign(s) of being a Feminist Mormon Housewife.