Wow, this would be the fight of the century! There is a rumor going around that Mitt Romney will move to NV to take on fellow Mormon Harry Reid in the 2010 Senate race! Bam! Smash! Clank! We haven’t seen this kind of action since the Mormon Mommies claimed they were KICKING SOME TRASH!
Unfortunately, rumors like this often prove to be untrue. Please, Mitt, move to Nevada, just so we can help readership numbers!