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We are strong, STRONG! We are invincible, INVINCIBLE! We are WORMONS!

FMH Editors — Wed, 01 Apr 2009 11:20:09 +0000

By the Editors Feminist Mormon Housewives today takes a huge step in Latter-day Saint gender neutrality: we introduce a new word and ask for its immediate adoption throughout the Church. That word is “wormon,” the beatific contraction of “woman” and “Mormon.” From this day forward, FMH is asking that all references to “sister” be changed [...]

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An explanation of my absence

Tanya Spackman — Wed, 01 Apr 2009 11:03:29 +0000

I haven’t been posting much for quite some time, and it’s time to explain why. Last year I moved to Washington, DC, where I met a fabulous man who is active in the Church and whom I love dearly. But things are a bit tricky because it’s a polygamous marriage. My bishop knows and approves; [...]

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The Top Ten Signs That You Might Be a Feminist Mormon Housewife

JA Benson — Wed, 01 Apr 2009 11:00:02 +0000

A Feminist Mormon Housewife is easy to recognize once you know the signs, so here they are… The Top Ten Signs That You Might Be a Feminist Mormon Housewife… #10 IF your husband complains because you’ve bought an another new pair of shoes and you get even madder when told “you are PMS-ing again”… [...]

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The moral conundrum of my recent liposuction

Pret Entious — Wed, 01 Apr 2009 08:05:15 +0000

By Pret Entious During the twelfth year of my dissertation, I began to discern a need to obviate the subcutaneous abdominal bubbling that was the result of my 12-hour days in front of the computer while I continue to study the dangers of heteronormality in 15th century Nepalese villages. After three constant months of supplication, [...]

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Guest post: You can have toned arms like mine, but your Mormon husband will never be president

Michelle Obama — Wed, 01 Apr 2009 08:02:49 +0000

Guest post by Michelle Obama Note to readers: the first lady has graciously agreed to our offer to guest post for FMH. Face it ladies [editor: wormons] you can go to an Ivy League school, marry a Rhodes Scholar, have five children, have a scandal-free past, even save the Olympics, but your husband can never [...]

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All your base are belong to us!

cats — Wed, 01 Apr 2009 07:01:58 +0000

You have no chance to survive make your time. ha ha ha! All your base are belong to us! is a post from: The Millennial Star

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