Sometimes the Sugar Beet really pulls through. Some choice excerpts from the post-Mother’s-Day article-
â€œMy motherâ€™s last words to me were, â€˜Larry, everyone is a child of God and deserves to be trusted,â€™â€ he recalled. â€œTwo hours later, she was shot and killed by criminals disguised as Jehovahâ€™s Witnesses, whom she had invited in for cocoa and homemade cookies. But Iâ€™ll never forget that wonderful lesson she taught me about trust. What a saint.â€
“The Sackcloth-and-Ashes Quartet, made up of four male ward members, sang a song they wrote themselves called â€œIâ€™m Just a Stupid Man But Please Allow Me To Worship At The Altar of Motherhood.â€”
Some of my Sugar Beet favorites are Relief Society Sister Makes Declarative Statement, Man Chastised for Improper Precipitation Reference in Prayer, and Relief Society Attendees Display Apathy to Ignorant Claims.